what does he have in his pocketses

Sep 17

ugh philosophy readings

Sep 17

wickedclothes:

Dr. Martens Floral Boots

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Sep 17
tastefullyoffensive:

I am Gruet. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

I am Gruet. [via]

Sep 17

riza hawkeye versus maria hill

Sep 16
  • shrek one: bad
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad
Sep 16

nanyoky:

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

Sep 16
slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

Sep 16
Sep 16

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

Sep 16

kateordie:

Wonder Woman by Cliff Chiang.

The best there is.

Sep 16
sciencealert:

Lobsters can come in some pretty incredible colours! Here are a few of the rarest, including albino, calico, and ‘split’ varieties.Read more: http://on.wsj.com/1m3lWZp via The Wall Street Journal

sciencealert:

Lobsters can come in some pretty incredible colours! Here are a few of the rarest, including albino, calico, and ‘split’ varieties.

Read more: http://on.wsj.com/1m3lWZp via The Wall Street Journal

Sep 16
tresherary:

FFFUCGK I FORGOT THAT I LITERALLY LIVE IN PIRATES COVE HOOOOLLLLYYY SHIT FUCK THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS THIS IS FUVKING RIDICULOUS

tresherary:

FFFUCGK I FORGOT THAT I LITERALLY LIVE IN PIRATES COVE
HOOOOLLLLYYY SHIT FUCK
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS THIS IS FUVKING RIDICULOUS

Sep 16

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lol

Sep 16

I DON’T HAVE CLASS ON TUESDAYS SO I’M GOING TO BE IRRESPONSIBLE AND STAY UP LATE LISTENING TO CHILDISH GAMBINO AND PLANNING THE WATERLOO COMICS CLUB

Sep 16

tessaviolet:

bekah-bo0m:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

I FEEL OLD

childhood video games